Do you have something that will make me happy?
Something to pamper me with?
Something for me to read?
Something for me to eat (I like chocolate and ice cream).
Something nice to say?
Something for me to do?
A proposal (work, fun, marriage… anything within reason will be considered)?
Email me at: email@example.com
Note: Rude suggestions will be duly noted, laughed at with my friends and then deleted. Maybe.